Rule 1: Don’t cannibalise other cannibals.

If Piper doesn’t say “Stop… Hammer Time!” randomly in situations, then she doesn’t deserve to have Charmspeak.

bijouisawesome:

purias:

poupon:

izzy-rabu:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WHAT.

danged sympathetic fictional pirates and their refusal to engage in the slave trade, I’ll tell you what

well hot damn.

More love for Jack <3

myleslieuniverse:

I wanna travel the world *-*

partrudingumdramon:

makochantachibanana:

anotherfirebender:

m1ssred:

chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry

meanwhile in fullmetal

Number 6, dude fucking summons the Gedo Statue from naruto

phangs:

danisnotofire:

my high score in flappy bird is 32 so i don’t need you haha pls love me

mine is 53 :3

I beat you all, mine is 13

drappleluv:

softballbandnerd:

THREE BROTHERS?!?!? SOMEONE DOES NOT KNOW THEIR HARRY POTTER! Ginny totally has 5 brothers!

…….. are you sure about that?

you sure it’s not six??

Beliebers: You have no idea who you're messing with.

Jared Padalecki: Hey @justinbieber, how much are you paying your friend for pretending that it was HIS cocaine, and taking the fall for you?
*shots fired*
Beliebers: Oh yeah? Well we'll just stop watching Supernatural. So there!
Supernatural fandom: War it is. We'll salt and burn you faster than than you can say "Justin Bieber is a painted whore."
Sherlockians: Hey, want some help with that? Our season just ended, we're free. We hate being bored.
Whovians: Sure, we've got the time to lend a hand. It's just a bunch of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff anyways.
Marvel fans: AVENGERS!!!! ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!
LOTR fandom: We come to it at last...the great battle of our time.

danisnoturmum:

i just found this picture oF DAN AND I CANNOT EVEN BEGI NTTO EVEN

The white dress. What if Jace and Clary have a mundane style wedding? When  asked if Jace and Clary get married Cassie replied: “sort of”

Now look at how Sebastian is looking at Clary, but she is turning away and looking at the heavenly fire. 

It’s like Sebastian is saying “Watch as your precious city (Iris) and your friends burn, little sister.”

Guys what if Jace and Clary were about to get married, Sebastian kidnapped Clary, Iris burned…

GUYS THIS IS KILLING ME I CAN’T WAIT ANY LONGER!

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