Why do people say “This wins the internet. Everyone else can go home.”
because I’m pretty sure we’re all at home already

shouldn’t it be: “This wins the internet. Everyone else can turn off the wifi”?

sunsetsinfastforward:

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

thesummersetsandparadisefears:

so glad they included this exact like in the movie, best line in the book.

ATTENTION TRANS TWITTER USERS

gender-shit:

trufurry:

[TW: transphobia, outing without consent]

an account called @androsATG is publicly outing trans people on twitter for the sake of advertising their own paper.

their bot sorts through twitter posts to find any mention of gender/dysphoria/etc (whether this be…

animeshonen:

when peopel change how a character looks in fanart so much that you have to scan through the tags to see who the hell it is

and then you read the tag and have to look back at the fanart and stare for a while

tyleroakley:

WARM MY HEART

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

*Waits for the fan fictions*

bennyslegs:

i thought i’d seen most beautiful things in this world, and then i saw ben c amongst flowers, 


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My addiction with Panic! At The Disco is getting serious. It’s like Nicotine.

dragonjammydodger:

so apparently there was a 2010 movie called Frozen about people stuck on a skilift

AND I THOUGHT WHAT IF THEY WERE EDITED TOGETHER

"Frozen: a magical woman and an evil man try to find love while suck on a ski lift" IDEK

"Do you wanna build a snowman?" "How the fuck can I do that when my hands are frozen to the chair? With my feet? I’m 40 feet in the air!"

"Let it go" "Fuck off I’m not falling that far!"

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